Homecoming Thursday – Generation Day

Sophomores clean up their orange decorationsEven though I like to avoid turning the school website into a senior propaganda machine during Homecoming, the freshmen need some constructive criticism.

There is a subtle distinction between decorating the school and covering it in colorful trash. For example, Styrofoam cups are not an effective ornament. Strewing sheaves upon sheaves of green paper on the floor that say, “Go Green” is not good publicity. When it is the second-to-last day of Homecoming week avoid using the phrase, “The one-one party’s just begun.”

The arch of green helium balloons spanning the amphitheater was good as was the canvas sign advised everyone to “get some $.” Especially because if you were clever enough, it was easy to follow instructions, in the halls the shrapnel actually included green eleven-dollar bills.

When asked how the homecoming decorations made him feel, janitor Derrick Ford said, “It actually doesn’t bother me, it’s the kids that come at 2:30 in the morning that have to deal with it.”

Today was generation day and it looked pretty good. Some people found ways to wear their class colors and dress as infants, toddlers, middle-aged persons and seniors, others came as pink toddlers or green seniors, oh well. One smart fellow, named Ian Allen, showed how far beyond high school he is by dressing as a coffin.