Even though scientists have been debating the theory of global warming for sometime now, the basis of this “scientific” phenomenon continues to be shrouded in mystery.
Albany Unified School District administrators were forced to humor the city’s nature fanatics by jokingly suggesting a science class where students could discuss the topic openly. When Albany High School implemented the AP Environmental Science course, known to some as Liberal Indoctrination Science taught by Darren McNally, the community was shocked.
In response, several students who didn’t feel comfortable with intense leftist atmosphere lobbied for an ROP Logging course to cultivate their passions for taming the wild. The AAL (All-American Logging) request was denied on the basis of a so-called budget crisis but there has been speculation that the course money was instead used to support extremist groups like “Green Peace.”
However, after an inspiring segment on the nationally renowned television corporation Fox News about the hazards of medical care on the everyday man, McNally came forward with a startling confession.
“I only wanted to teach Environmental Science to get attention after living in the shadows for so long. I am very sorry for lying to my students and making them think that ‘climate-change’ has any relation to their futures.”
Thank God that there are still young people like you, Dorothy, to tell the truth in our extreme leftist society. I applaud your efforts to make this problem known to the Albany community and I am appalled that this “AP Environmental Science” course was even initiated. Jesus is proud of you, young warrior of the truth.
Yikes, April Fools on me. Sara looks good on an April Fools story.