ATF Foils Obama “Assassination Attempt”

October 27, 2008

Mac Zilber

Today, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms announced that they had foiled a plot to assassinate Barack Obama. A group of neo-nazi skinheads were planning to attempt to shoot 88 black people, decapitate 14, and then kill Barack Obama as some sort of final act. This particular threat came a month and a half after reports the week of the Democratic convention that unlicensed sniper rifles were moving around the Denver area and had been confiscated from four people ostensibly plotting to kill Obama, and just over a week after people at Sarah Palin rallies began yelling “Kill him!” in apparent reference to Obama. While none of these threats have amounted to anything, they do raise the specter of something that most of us don’t want to admit, because if we admit it then it becomes real. Barack Obama has a higher chance of getting assassinated than any presidential candidate since Bobby Kennedy.

There are a couple of reasons for this. The most obvious is that Barack Obama is the first legitimate black candidate for president. There are still a lot of hateful, racist people in this country who don’t want to see a non-white man get elected, and they are disproportionately the type of people who have guns. By the same token, there are many militant Christians who believe that Obama is a Muslim, and that a muslim should not be president. The number of people who believe these things are a tiny fraction of the population, but enough people believe these things to cause periodic threats to Obama. The myth that Obama is some sort of Marxist/terrorist/manchurian candidate are also the type of things that could get people up in arms. His “exoticness” makes him a vulnerable target.

Another reason that his chances of being assassinated are higher than most presidential candidates is that he is one of the greatest speakers and most inspirational figures since Martin Luther King, Bobby Kennedy, Jack Kennedy, and Malcolm X died. I need not remind people what mode of death these four men shared. Lunatics often choose the most inspirational speakers to assassinate, such as the aforementioned icons, as well as John Lennon, Mahatma Ghandi, Harvey Milk, Huey Long, etc. The other way that Obama’s status as an internationally beloved icon makes him more at risk is that he regularly draws crowds of over 100,000 people. It only takes one lunatic to perpetrate a crime, and it is far too easy for somebody to blend in in crowds that are often up to six times the size of Albany.

The final reason that Obama has a higher likelihood of being assassinated than probably anybody else in the western world is because he will, unless something shocking happens, be president in January. One in ten presidents gets assassinated, and there have been assassination attempts against 10 of the last 11 presidents (with only 1 being successful, mind you), making the presidency one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. As the first black president, and arguably the most internationally beloved and popular figure in the world, those odds will likely be higher for Obama.

All of the above factors are probably why Obama was given secret service earlier than any other non-incumbent presidential candidate in history, and why he has a heavier service detail than most candidates do. It would be an enormous tragedy if an assassination attempt were to successfully occur against Barack Obama, or anybody else for that matter, and we can only hope that the fact that the last seven presidential assassination attempts have been foiled is evidence that the secret service is far better now than it once was.

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